President Obama Cracks Funny Dad Jokes While Pardoning His Last Turkey

Keep a father jokes coming.

President Barack Obama participated in his final turkey pardoning rite during a White House in Washington D.C. today, where he happily excluded dual final turkeys of their Thanksgiving obligations. POTUS gave rite leisure to Tater and Tot during a rite in a Rose Garden, where he stood with his darling nephews Austin and Aaron Robinson, who he introduced as a sons of Michelle Obama’s hermit Craig Robinson. His possess daughters, Malia and Sasha, were not benefaction for a event, though with good reason—the were sleepy of his father jokes and had “scheduling conflicts.”

“Of march Thanksgiving is a family holiday as most as a inhabitant one, so for a past 7 years I’ve determined another tradition—embarassing my daughters with a cornucopia of father jokes about turkeys. This year, they had a scheduling conflict,” a President joked. “Malia and Sasha, by a way, are really grateful that this is my final presidential turkey pardon, though what we haven’t told them nonetheless is that we are going to do this each year from now on. No cameras, only us, each year. No approach I’m slicing this robe cold turkey.”

President Barack Obama Pardons Final Turkey
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“This is a final time I’m doing this, so we’re not withdrawal any room for leftovers,” Obama pronounced of his stupid puns, though finished on a some-more critical note. “On this Thanksgiving, we wish to demonstrate my frank thankfulness to a American people for a trust that you’ve placed in me.”

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Talk about dual really propitious turkeys.

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