If These Cheetos Gifts Are Real, I Need to Borrow $22,000 Real Quick

Guys. GUYS. we need to borrow, like, $22,000. It’s for a good cause, we promise.

Okay, we get it. You wish to see where your income is going. That’s reasonable.

First, there’s this.

What we are saying is a Big Cat Nap Sack Big Cat Nap Cap from a Cheetos Store. (Just $49.99 for a top AND sack!) we know, we customarily only ask for a 100-count box of Cheetos XXtra Flamin’ Hots for Christmas, though this year, a Frito Lay friends came adult with another approach for me to cheers my adore of cheese.

Look during this guy. He looks so happy. Don’t we wish me to be this happy???????

Then, there’s this Colour de Cheetos Bronzer. we don’t indeed know a need for this product, since can’t we only use Cheeto dirt to make your face orange? That’s what we customarily do.

Please don’t reason out on me. These equipment are prohibited property. Like, a Flamin’ Hot Pants are already SOLD OUT. I’m substantially going to have to get them on eBay. That’s because we need so most money.

If we can’t get those, we will settle for this Eye of a Cheetah ring and earring set ($20,000).

Apparently, they are done from petrified Cheetos that were found buried in Antarctic ice/at a behind of my pantry.

Just LMK about that cash? You can Venmo me.

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